Well, since I blogged my rather inane conversation with a friend about the iPhone a while back…I might as well blog our rather twisted conversation about the GPhone.

[16:20] smokehouse: dilemmas…
[16:20] texpundit: ?
[16:21] smokehouse: which ceff boy ardee can do I open
[16:21] smokehouse: *chef
[16:21] texpundit: lol
[16:21] smokehouse: Spaghetti and meatballs, ravioli, or mini ravioli?
[16:22] texpundit: ravioli
[16:22] smokehouse: the big ones or the little ones?
[16:22] texpundit: btw… did you know they have freakin’ pelvic exam videos on youtube?!?
[16:22] texpundit: big ones
[16:22] smokehouse: I do now
[16:22] smokehouse: and thats vile
[16:22] texpundit: lmao
[16:22] texpundit: the ravioli or the medical vids?
[16:22] texpundit: :)
[16:23] smokehouse: the vids. I am not falling for it, temporal assassin
[16:23] texpundit: lmao
[16:23] texpundit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhQbyvy8ZU
[16:23] texpundit: BOOM
[16:23] smokehouse: no
[16:23] texpundit: and another minute dies :D
[16:23] texpundit: actually… 2:45
[16:23] texpundit: ;)
[16:24] smokehouse: speaking of assassins
[16:25] smokehouse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXgmMaEaHA
[16:25] smokehouse: wait for the end
[16:26] texpundit: oh dood.. that’s fucked up LOL
[16:26] smokehouse: I have to buy it just for that
[16:27] texpundit: have you seen the latest news about the GPhone?
[16:27] smokehouse: no
[16:27] texpundit: http://snapvoip.blogspot.com/2007/08/google-phone-coming-soon.html
[16:27] texpundit: I’m so getting one… screw the iPhone
[16:27] smokehouse: price?
[16:28] texpundit: dunno.. they’re still showing prototypes to cell carriers
[16:28] texpundit: that mockup is pretty sexy, though
[16:29] smokehouse: “now you can have google’s data minining technology right in your pocket! Sucker!”
[16:30] texpundit: lol
[16:31] smokehouse: its a new add on to google maps
[16:31] smokehouse: Google Crotch
[16:32] texpundit: Google Ass?
[16:32] texpundit: GAss! *hehe*
[16:32] smokehouse: “Welcome to a whole new world of privacy invasion as the GPhone pans around your balls in real time!”
[16:33] texpundit: TEH CACK! *heh*
[16:34] smokehouse: it’ll be something like http://junk.google.com ;)
[16:34] smokehouse: Google Junk :)
[16:35] texpundit: lmmfao
[16:36] smokehouse: lots of targeted ads for Gold Bond..
[16:36] texpundit: oh dear lord
[16:36] texpundit: I’m dying over here
[16:36] smokehouse: god damn I’m funny
[16:37] smokehouse: Think thats all I have though
[16:37] smokehouse: actually since google’s ads are so bad, every GUY who buys the phone will only get ads about menpause and yeast infections
[16:38] texpundit: Is Valtrex right for you?
[16:39] smokehouse: feel free to blog this conversation. it is disturbingly worthy
[16:40] texpundit: Oh yeah… definitely.

Having a fucked-up sense of humor rules. :)