I saw this on another site (rules 1 and 2 keep me from identifying it or linking to it) and decided to repost here.

1. Ron Paul doesn’t need to go to the gym. He could stay fit by exercising only civil rights.

2. Ron Paul doesn’t deliver babies like most doctors. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

3. Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”

My friend sent me this pic yesterday…and I just could not resist. I HAD to LOLize it. Sue me. :)

Also, sorry for disappearing for so long (4 months and 4 days). I’ve been going through some emotional stuff and thinking about a lot of things. I also have been getting a LOT more political lately, so most likely, I’ll be spewing some of that here in the very near future.

Keep your eyes peeled.

I was perusing LOLPresidents.com and IMing a few links to a friend of mine when I came across this gem. Click on the photo, check out the Pope…then check out the vertical banner ad on the left.

Obama’s campaign may want to rethink this one. ;)

Well, since I blogged my rather inane conversation with a friend about the iPhone a while back…I might as well blog our rather twisted conversation about the GPhone.

Is it just me or does Bush look like he should be carrying the torch?

(scanned from this morning’s Express)

In remembrance of me going to see Transformers on Tuesday (matinee show, no less), here’s a quick quip from Diesel Sweeties from a few days ago.

(Click to see large version.)

Oh… and if you’re politically-minded, take a second and vote in the new poll to the right. Just choose your candidate and state at the bottom of the poll.

Have a great weekend! (Hopefully I get around to actually posting this weekend…we’ll see.)

You know when you run across a forum post/question that you’re totally on the fence on whether or not it’s real or someone trolling for responses…? Well, I found the mother of those kinds of posts this morning. I almost fell off my chair laughing. I had tears in my eyes.

Here is the initial post (NSFW!):

Will anal sex make my butt bigger?

I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?

What’s even better are some of the responses…10 forum pages worth!
Read for yourself. »

BTW, if there’s any attractive women in the are that are wondering about this and would like to run an experiment in buttock-building, email me. ;)

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I know it’s not an “LOLanimal,” but I just saw that picture (minus the text) and HAD to “pun it up”/LOLize it….especially in light of his upcoming film (I refuse to call it a “documentary” mainly because of his “less-than-half-truth” portrayal of Cuba’s healthcare system), “SiCKO.” I hope you get the joke. :)

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