I saw this on another site (rules 1 and 2 keep me from identifying it or linking to it) and decided to repost here.

1. Ron Paul doesn’t need to go to the gym. He could stay fit by exercising only civil rights.

2. Ron Paul doesn’t deliver babies like most doctors. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

3. Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”

Is it just me or does Bush look like he should be carrying the torch?

(scanned from this morning’s Express)

In remembrance of me going to see Transformers on Tuesday (matinee show, no less), here’s a quick quip from Diesel Sweeties from a few days ago.

(Click to see large version.)

Oh… and if you’re politically-minded, take a second and vote in the new poll to the right. Just choose your candidate and state at the bottom of the poll.

Have a great weekend! (Hopefully I get around to actually posting this weekend…we’ll see.)

**** THE PROOF THAT George Walker Bush IS EVIL ****

   G   E   O   R   G   E   W   A   L   K   E   R   B   U   S   H
  71  69  79  82  71  69  87  65  76  75  69  82  66  85  83  72     - as ASCII values
   8   6   7   1   8   6   6   2   4   3   6   1   3   4   2   9     - digits added
  _____________/ _____________/ _____________/ _____________/
   4               4               5               9                 - digits added

Thus, “George Walker Bush” is 4459.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1609 - the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory. The number is now 11153.

Since I’m in the political minority here in the DC area and don’t follow with the “we must choose from the lesser of two evils” partisanship that is rife throughout the country, I tend to have a lot of fun with political discussions with people. I represent the idea that we should have more choice than “Shit Sandwich or Turd Taco.” In that spirit, I present a slice of prime cut political steak, ala a montage of clips from Representative Ron Paul from the GOP candidates’ debate from last night.

For more info on Dr. Paul and his stances/platform, check the following:

I think some people might have misunderstood my position in my last post and thought I was some pseudo frat boy snob looking down on those with “mental problems.” Nothing could be farther from the truth. I was the kid in my school that got the crap beat out of me on a regular basis. I didn’t have a ton of friends. I was damned near a complete outcast. Coming from a military family, I also grew up with an entire arsenal of guns around me. I also suffered (and still occasionally suffer) from clinical depression. That said: I never once ever thought of walking into my school and blowing people away willy nilly. That is how I can openly challenge these psychos. I’ve been there and was treated even worse than most, if not all, of the recent school shooters. I never killed anyone nor ever had designs to do so. And that’s the last I’ll say about that on this blog.

Wow. Look at all the monkeys slinging feces:

Think Progress :: Michelle Malkin :: Daily Kos :: PowerLine :: Eschaton :: The Real Ugly American :: …and I really can’t be arsed to read any more of this crap. Find the rest yourselves. This idiocy is everywhere.

What’s so funny?

Watching everyone fall all over themselves to cast blame in this whole Mark Foley page boy scandal just makes me die laughing. And I mean serious laughing. I mean “I peed my shorts a little” laughing. Y’know why?

This is Karl Rove’s “October Surprise.”