Archive for the 'Valentine's Day' Category

Happy V.D.

14Feb20081
photos, Valentine's Day

This image pretty much sums up what I think about Valentine’s Day.

BAH VUMBUG!

Enjoy your V.D.

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A Post-Valentine’s Day Card

15Feb20070
humor, comics, life in DC, Valentine's Day

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Valentine’s Day is a Warm Apple Pie

14Feb20070
dating, booze, Valentine's Day, lowered expectations

I'd rather have some warm apple bottom, though. :PYeah…because that’s about all I’m gettin’ tonight. :P

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s Valentine’s Day. Bah humbug! I’m sure I’d be happier if I had a girlfriend…or hell, a date…but alas, this year is the same as every year for longer than I care to remember. Yeah I know that when I go out tonight, there will be tons of single women out looking for a possible something…or not. My expectations are nil. I mean literally nil. I have none. You spend as long as I have being single and you just stop caring for the most part after a while. My goal for tonight is to have enough shots and beers to barely make it home in one piece and fall face first into bed, snoring like a fucking chainsaw with a bad valve.

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